saintends:

amazoogle:

amazoogle:

scissorsisters:

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it’s so fun you’ll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

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thetricktofalling:

Every good story needs:

• A love-triangle-turned-polycule
• a sad dude and his kickass wife
• an ace queen who happens to be dating her court jester
• autism
• crab people
• Tiny glowing folks from another dimension who sometimes get a bit depressed

hellyesbro:

I think an underrated horror trope is “insular christian cult worshipping something that slowly reveals itself to be Very Much Not God”.  I think it speaks something to the bastardized nature of american christian sects like southern baptist and others. I think in a lot of ways the way colonialism pairs with christianity in the americas really makes it demonic in ways that horror makes powerful statements about.

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aturnoftheearth:

aturnoftheearth:

you say “5th of the month next month” and it’s like yeah buddy it sure it. you say “3 years since destiel love confession scene next month” and it’s like who said that.

3 years since destiel love confession scene next week

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krudman:

sorcerersandskillusers:

gayfour:

wolfwoodbignaturals:

wizardnuke:

wizardnuke:

wizardnuke:

wizardnuke:

brightlydim:

footlongdingledong:

robs-sideblobs:

robs-sideblobs:

robs-sideblobs:

robs-sideblobs:

I’m gonna make a post with all of the ‘stick figure violence’ adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I’m missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

oh yeah here’s one I made a while back

@b0nkcreat

@foxbride-sunlight

Ooo I made some recently

Saving these for when the new chapter comes out

Tumblr wojaks

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hazelsmazecave:

woolandflax:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

depsidase:

(via yournewapartment)

ksfoxwald:

into-the-weeds:

pringlesaremydivision:

froody:

I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.

(via @monimolimnion)

[screenshot of tags which read: 

#much more comfortable being a woman when I realised it literally doesn’t have to mean anything 
#unlock cis+ it’s good for you]

Trans people don’t own gender. We stole it the way Prometheus stole fire, so it would be available to everyone.

(via nuka-rockit)

treasuretown:

treasuretown:

I’m about to wii sports resort to violence

I’m about to have a wii fit

(via weaseltotheface)

evalkyrie:

evalkyrie:

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won’t be identified as a threat because I’m making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works

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